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B4 tat
I shall post sth here!!!
The skull story!!!!
One day you were going to die
When a doctor preserved your skull
As in your skull and brains lived
When the rest of your body died
Then the operation successful;
Your family came to visit you
"YO DUDE! How are you man?!"
They cried
"YO DUDES; I am feeling alive and good?!!!!"
You replied
"Oh GREAT! You sound TERRRIFICC!"
They said
"hey; wanna go bowling? You can use me as a ball(;"
you suggested
"Sure; but can you really bear to sacrifice yourself for our entertainment?"
Family replies
"No prob folks; no problem at all(; I don't mind; just fit fingers in the eyeholes and thumb in the mouth((; and I'll make sure they fit folks;"
You reply
"oh yay! ^^ love ya! Ok folks lezz get bowling mannnnn maaannnn"
Family cheers
After bowling a perfect game of 300; you come back to the machine
"MAAAAN! That was really oily!!!!!!! I feel so so so DIRTAYE!!!!!! Arrrgrh!!!"
You complain
"o.o sowies man; lets treat you to a nice massage; sauna and bath((; "
They suggest
"yay; sure((; good boy good girl"
You exclaim
So after the 3 activities; your baby cousin feels like bowling and you offer yourself
Halfway in mid swing; your cousin feels the weight of your skull
"arrgh!!! Why so clever for what? Your brain so big and heavy for what lah you; oso half dead wad hmph so hevy how to swing la?!"
She complains
"HMPH! I so nice VOLUNTEER MYSELF!!! ANW I SO SMART YOU JEALOUS RIGHT! AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BE HALF ALIVE YOU ALSO JEALOUS WAD!!! UNGRATEFUL!!!"
YOU SHOUT
" NOPE! I just pity you"
She replies
~ end of story~
Haaha
When my bro heard that he n his friend laugh like crazy
And I was saying with so much drama
Lol
X)
Ytd we went bowling kaes
Yays
Haaha
Jody wore the baby flintstone shirt
And aunty cat and jan thought it was pyjamas
Haaha
Her shirt very cute
Ahaahahaahaaa
Ytd she bowled 102!!!!!
Pro;
I will nvr reach 100
Ytd I got 75 all cos of throwing straight balls!!!!
Ahhhhh!!!!!!
My ball cannot curve one
I dunno how to round it la
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Then I swing nice nice but the final swing to release it becomes controlled swing not relaxed swing
And I always break wrist de.
));
Or my fingers not firm
And I gripped
Ahhh
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Okaes
Gotta get ready to go
See yoouuuuss (;
Gonna enjoy my hol
Haaha
Bye
Loves everyone
Specially yay sis who sent me that nice sms
Haaha
Kae
Byee(;
puppy&
piggy